Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
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Riff
Verse 1___________________________________________________
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
Pre-chorus_________________________________________
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
But she doesn't notice me!
Chorus_________________________________________
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Repeat Intro
Verse 2____________________________________________
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
Pre-chorus_________________________________________________
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
But she doesn't notice me!
Chorus 2__________________________________________________
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes 'em with a moustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in Trans-
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Repeat Intro
Bridge______________________________________________
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Plucking, soft part:
Repeat
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....
Chorus 3/Outro________________________________________________
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Repeat Intro riff until end
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!
'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!