Standard (EADGBE)

Repeat above riff 2 more times

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.

Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,

She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,

 All the wind blows and the angels sing.

 But she doesn't notice me!

 Cause she is watchin' wrestling

 Creamin' over tough guys

 Listenin' to rap metal

 Turntables in her eyes

 It's like a bad movie

 She is lookin' through me

 If you were me, then you'd be

 Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

 As I fail miserably,

Repeat above riff once more

She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange

Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,

 All the wind blows and the angels sing.

 But she doesn't notice me!

 Cause she is watchin' wrestling

 Creamin' over tough guys

 Listenin' to rap metal

 Turntables in her eyes

 She likes 'em with a moustache

 Racetrack season pass

 Drivin' in Trans-

 Does a mullet make a man?

 It's like a bad movie

 She is lookin' through me

 If you were me, then you'd be

 Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

 As I fail miserably,

Repeat above riff 3 times

There she goes again

 With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair

She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked!

For This:

Now I am watchin' wrestling

Tryin' to be a tough guy

Listenin' to rap metal

Turntables in my eyes

I can't grow a moustache

And I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

 It's like a bad movie

 She is lookin' through me

 If you were me, then you'd be

 Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"

 As I fail miserably,

Repeat above riff until end

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

(There she goes again)

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

(There she goes again)

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!

'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want!