Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Someone call a medic cuz I think she's gonna strike again

 She slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the nightstand

 And holds the picture in the heart shaped frame we bought at target

 Yes I think we've got a problem but I can't put my finger on it

Pre-chorus

 It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

 But all I remember is making out constantly

 If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

 She's the undisputed champ of my world

Chorus

Down for the count, over and out

Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

What was that sound?

 I just wish the effin bell would ring

Verse 2

 The message on my cell says she's waiting on the call from me

 to tell her that I'm sorry I can come back if I crawl

 But I got bad knees and I can't say that I'm sorry

 Cept I'm sorry that I met you

 Now my guard's up and I'm fighting dirty

Pre-chorus

 It seems like you told me I'm in over my head

 But all I remember is making out constantly

 If I don't get out then I'll probably end up dead

 She's the undisputed champ of my world

Chorus

Down for the count, over and out

Toss in the towel cuz she really got the best of me

I can't hang around, she kicks while I'm down

What was that sound?

 I just wish the effin bell would ring

Repeat the pre-chorus and chorus again

what a lovely jubbly song wouldn't you agree?