Standard (EADGBE)

x4

Verse

(palm mute)

You are my best friend in the world.

And I hope that you know,

when we hangout together,

 it's freakin' awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,

Pyromancing off golf cart races

You think that my sister's hot

I accidentally shot your finger

off your writing hand oh well,

you get disability.

I broke my leg you laughed so hard

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.

Intro

x2

Chorus

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

 that I really and truly feel this way

 not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

Intro

x2

Verse

You fart and burp in the same key,

and I think your iPod sucks.

You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.

I've seen your penis you've seen mine

I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe vera

on my sun burnt back

you went in fits when I shit my pants

you felt my girls' brand new boobs

you asked to suck them she refused

so while you slept I shaved your head

you woke up and told me that I...

Chorus

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

 that I really and truly feel this way

 not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

Intro

over the nah nah nah's

x4

Chorus

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say

 that I really and truly feel this way

 not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

 like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

 I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

Intro

Over more nah nah nah's

x2