99 Biker Friends Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DSuch a big mAan, sGuch a littleA chick.

DI think it aAll goGes back to youAr tiny

DPick-up trucAk Gin the drivewayA,

DWith a sAticker Gon the wAindow

G"Rest in Peace ANumber 3".

(Strum)

DTell all your Afriends

GHow you put herA in her place.

D7 pounds of mAakeup

GJust to Ahide her beat up Gface.

GSuch Ga prettGy facAe.

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DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.

DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.

GShe's wearing shades but we all see A

C♯Behind the tGinted glDass.G

GAnd I've got B99 biker friends

 That wanna kAick your aGss.

(Palm Mute)

DTell her that you're sorry.

ABlame it on the beer.

GYour dad was mean to you.

A B <--not muted

Your friends think you're an asshole

GAnd I do tAoo.

DOver compensatAin' fGor your small Ashoes.

BTaking her away, but you won't say when.

AHold her in your arms,

 Tell her this wAon't haGppen agDaiDn.D

D <--palm mute G

When will this end? Well

Chorus

]

DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.

DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.

GShe's wearing shades but we all see A

C♯Behind the tGinted glDass.G

GAnd I've got B99 biker friends

 That wanna kAick your aGss.

C♯I wish Bruce LeeA was here rigGht now

C♯With his trusty nun-chucks

AChuck Norris is still aGlive,

GSo let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,

GAll the dudes from "Danger, Danger".

ALet's get the A-Team,

A50 Cent with his bling-bling,

AAnd a couple of prison guGards.

Chorus

]

DIt takes a Atough man to sGlap her aAround.

DSuch a Abad guy to keep such a gGood girl doAwn.

GShe's wearing shades but we all see A

C♯Behind the tGinted glDass.G

GAnd I've got B99 biker friends

 That wanna kAick your aGss.

(MUTE)

(99 biker friends)

DI hopeA that you Gcan run Afast D A G A

(just wanna mention this)

D A G A

 Start runnin' now D A G A

(99 biker friends)

DjustA wannGa menAtion this

(just wanna mention this)

D <---no mute

We gonna kick your ass.

BFS FTW! JARET IS THE GREATEST!