My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 (Original Key: A♯)

Intro

G Bm/F♯ Em Bm/F♯

Verse 1

G You who speak to Bm/F♯me, across the Emfence,Bm/F♯

 Of common Gsense. Bm/F♯ Am E

  Am Am/maj Am7

How your tomato plant will win a prize;

 Won't that be Am6nice? and by the Amway..D7. how's your Gwife?

 Your Cholidays, were Cspent in Spain,

 You Am7went by train; you'll D7go again.

Verse 2

G Have you seen me Bm/F♯bullfight Emposter on the Bm/F♯wall?

 Do you Gknow the 'appy Bm/F♯memory it re-Amcalls? E

  Am Am/maj Am7 Am6

Here's a photograph of me with my son, Ted;

 That's me Amcousin, with his D7hanky on his Ghead!

 We Cbooked in at our 'otel Cjust after two,

 And met a Am7family from Bradford D7that we knew.

Interlude

G Oooh, what melo-G7dy-a! (Burp!)

Chorus 1

G My pink Bm/F♯half of the Emdrainpipe,Bm/F♯

G Separates next Bm/F♯door from Amme. E

Am Am/maj Am7 Am6

My pink half of the drainpipe,

 Oh, AmMama!D7 BeClongs to mGe!

Interlude

G Bm/F♯ Em Bm/F♯

Sax solo

G Bm/F♯ Em Bm/F♯ G Bm/F♯ Am E

Am Am/maj, Am7 Am6, Am7 D7, G

C C Am7 D7

Chorus 2

G My pink Bm/F♯half of the Emdrainpipe,Bm/F♯

G Semi-de-Bm/F♯tach-ed, Amah! E

Am Am/maj Am7 Am6

My pink half of the drainpipe,

 Oh, AmMama! D7 BeClongs to mGoi!

Interlude

G Bm/F♯ Em Bm/F♯

Verse 3

 I have a Gsister in To-Bm/F♯ronto who's a Emnurse,Bm/F♯

 And I've Ghad a bit of Bm/F♯bother laying Amturf.E

  Am Am/maj Am7 Am6

It's life, not books that taught me all I've learned,

Am Woop, in the D7b'oven, my rice Gpudding's getting burned!

 'Ere, Chave you seen the new attachment Con me drill?

 I Am7must have the cat put down, 'cos he's D7ill.

Break

  CHey, neighbour!

Chorus 3

G My pink Bm/F♯half of the Emdrainpipe,Bm/F♯

G I may Bm/F♯paint it Amblue.E

Am Am/maj Am7 Am6

My pink half of the drainpipe,

Am Keeps me D7safeC from you!...

Interlude

(Glockenspeil):

G

G I'm a wobbly jelly, Cyou're a pink blanc-Gmange,

C I'm a sherry Gtrifle, A7you're a chocolate D7sponge.

G Your dad wears a paper hat, Cmine inflates bal-Gloons,

  CWhoops! Boodly boop! (Pop!) Here comes a spoon!

Coda

G My pink Bm/F♯half of the Emdrainpipe,Bm/F♯

G Separates Bm/F♯me from,

 The in-Amcredibly Efascinating story of your Amlife,

  Am/maj Am7 Am6

And every day to day event, in all it's minute,

 And tedious at-Amtention to detail..D7.

 And was it a GThursday or a Wednesday?

 Or, Coh, no, it wasn't though.

 Oh, who cares anyway, because CI do not.

 So Norman if you're normal,Am7

 I intend to be a freak for the rest of my D7life.

And I shall baffle you,

 With Gcabbages and Bm/F♯rhinoceroses in the Emkitchen,

 Incessant quoBm/F♯tations from "GNow We Are Six",Bm/F♯

 Through the mouthpiece of Lord EmSnooty's,

Bm/F♯ Giant poisoned e-Glectric head.Bm/F♯ So Emthere..Bm/F♯.

Outro

G Bm/F♯ Em Bm/F♯

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

  G Bm/F♯ Em Am E Am/maj Am7

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE

Am6 D7 C C G7 A7

EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE