Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
Dressed up for a big day, like Halloween Day, but it was the fourth of July now
A car crash, with a suitcase, and a painted face, she was one of a kind
She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella, and rollerskates in bed
He rides a greyhound, from his hometown, when he comes around, 'cause they don't let him drive now
Mixed up, as a milkshake, but make no mistake, Crash is looking like a Star
Chorus
You and me, we're invincible, together
We can be, oh so tragical, whatever
Dressed up just like Ziggy, but he couldn't play guitar
Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars
Verse 2
Share a toothpick, trading lipstick, watching traffic, for days at the diner
Holding hands, making big plans, playing Superman, he was wearing eye liner
Another local legend, and his longtime lucky charm
Play Chorus
Bridge
They're drunk on love, as you can get, getting high on lust, and cigarettes
Living life, with no regrets, at least they're gonna try to fly
Solo
Bridge 2
You and me, we're invincible, together
We can be, oh so tragical, whatever
We're Sid and Nancy
Fred and Ginger
Clyde and Bonnie
Liz and Richard
Kurt and Courtney
Bacall and Bogie
Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe
Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from mars
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