Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Dressed up for a big day, like Halloween Day, but it was the fourth of July now

 A car crash, with a suitcase, and a painted face, she was one of a kind

 She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella, and rollerskates in bed

 He rides a greyhound, from his hometown, when he comes around, 'cause they don't let him drive now

 Mixed up, as a milkshake, but make no mistake, Crash is looking like a Star

Chorus

 You and me, we're invincible, together

 We can be, oh so tragical, whatever

 Dressed up just like Ziggy, but he couldn't play guitar

 Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Verse 2

 Share a toothpick, trading lipstick, watching traffic, for days at the diner

 Holding hands, making big plans, playing Superman, he was wearing eye liner

 Another local legend, and his longtime lucky charm

Play Chorus

Bridge

 They're drunk on love, as you can get, getting high on lust, and cigarettes

 Living life, with no regrets, at least they're gonna try to fly

Solo

Bridge 2

 You and me, we're invincible, together

 We can be, oh so tragical, whatever

 We're Sid and Nancy

 Fred and Ginger

 Clyde and Bonnie

 Liz and Richard

 Kurt and Courtney

 Bacall and Bogie

 Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe

 Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from mars

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