Standard (EADGBE)

I bought a couch and a grill and a table with chairs

paid for gas, like, the whole way down here,

electric n' cable, a shelf n' end table

almost a hundred bucks worth of veggie burgers and buns.

I bought a case of beer and the charcoal to light

 and said "we should do this every single night

 don't worry about the cash because I've got the scratch

and I can't save my money because that's impolite.

Chorus

I don't know why I always complain about something

when what I got to complain about's nothing.

No goddamn kid's had a luckier year

and I'm bitching about internet and beer.