Standard (EADGBE)

There's a patch of ice shimmering under the sky

 On the south corner of Bushwick on the residential side

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And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm afraid I'll slip

Most day when it's cloudy and all night i stay inside

 But it's 2:30 on new years day and outside it's looking bright

  [C/b]

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii could use some chips

 And a bottle of soda

 For my quest to rescue Zelda

Trying to be brave I touched the puddle to my tongue

And within a millisecond the bottom of my face went numb

  [C/b]

And no one on the street knew anything was wrong

So, I tried to move my arms to find that they were frozen too

And i tried to run away, my legs felt like they were stuck in glue

  [C/b]

And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii started to hear a storm

 Through my ears poured freezing rain

 And it froze my freezing brain

 A handful of neighbors gathered underneath the awning

 Of the laundromat 200 feet from the front door of my building

 And it smacked my like a pinball

 And it crushed me like a wrecking ball

 I was swallowed by a cold duvet and the kids are gonna have a

SNOW DAAAAAAYYY!!!

 I couldn't bear to find out how the story was gonna end

 So I shut my eyes and went to sleep and no one found me dead

  [C/b]

'Cause everybody stayed inside 'til March

 And a patch of flowers grew out of the concrete where I lied

 Some boy picked a dandelion to give to a girl he liked

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And she gave him a kiss That warmed his lonely heart

 Now they hold each other tight

 And stay in on winter nights