Standard (EADGBE)

Well when I was a little boy I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey

 While she was pregnant, unbeknownst to me

 I felt bad to say the least

And when my little brother was born he had what they call Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

 The kids used to laugh and taunt him as we walked to school

It was then that I discovered a drug called crystal methamphetamine

 And by the second grade I had my classmates hooked

And in the fourth grade I threw a big fucking party, everyone was invited

 And I got a girl named Cynthia to blow my little brother for a teener

And no one would fuck with us, no one would fuck with us after that x3

No one would fuck with us, how could they fuck with us after that?

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