Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

single strokes):

 In my dream I'm suddenly in the army

 And the army life is good

 But I'm ankle deep in blood

 So I went to see the quartermaster

 And the quartermaster said

 "Your socks are awful red"

I found the master sergeant

I said "Sergeant, I am hurting

I'm considering deserting."

He said "Do whatever's in your conscience"

So I tried to make a run

But I was stapled to the gun

Chorus

And the cannon were lined up all in a line

  Dark and cold

  They aimed them all straight upward

  And thunder rolled

REPEAT INTRO

I found the first lieutenant

He said "God, they're going to bomb us

>From their vicious flying llamas!"

I dove into the llama shelter

I became Charlotte Cordet

And the battle fell away

But the peace that reigned in Upper Dreamland

Was badly negated

When the giant slugs invaded

I turned to face my fine young officers

I was barking out my orders

When they crashed across the borders

Chorus twice