Too Fat Polka Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Oh, AI don't want her, you can have her

 ShDe's too fat for me

 ShAe's too fat for me

 ShDe's too fat for me

AI don't want her, you can have her,

 ShDe's too fat for me

 ShGe's too fat, shAe's too fat

 ShDe's too fAat for mDe

 I get dGizzy

 I get nDumbo

 When I'm dAancing

 With my JDum-Jum-Jumbo

 She's a twGosome,

 She's a fDoursome

 If she'd lAose some

 I would lDike her more some

 CGan she prance up a hill?

 No, no, no, no, nDo

 CDan she dance a quadrille?

 No, no, no, no, nGo

 DGoes she fit in your coupe?

 BCy herself she's a grAmoup

 CoAuld she possibly

 SGit upon your knee?

 NAo, nDo, nGo