Standard (EADGBE)

 The silicon chip inside her head

 Gets switched to overload

Nobody's gonna go to school today,

 She's gonna make them stay at home,

 And daddy doesn't understand it,

 He always said she was good as gold,

And he can see

No reasons

'Cause there are

No reasons

 What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

 I want to shoot the whole day down.

 The telex machine is kept so clean,

 And it types to a waiting world,

 Her mother feels so shocked,

 Father's world is rocked,

 And their thoughts turned to their own little girl.

 Well, sweet sixteen ain't she peachy keen,

 And it ain't so neat to admit defeat,

There could be

No reasons

Because there are

No reasons

 What reason do you need. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

 I'm gonna shoot the whole day down, down, down

 I'll shoot it all down.

 And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

 She want to play with her toys a while.

 And school is out, oh and soon we will learn that

 the lesson today is how to die.

 And then the bullhorn crackles,

 And the captain tackles with the problems and the

 how's and why's

And he can see

No reasons

'Cause there are

No reasons

 What reason do you need to die, die. Oh! Oh! Oh!

 The silicon chip inside her head

 Got switched to overload

 Oh! Oh! Nobody?s gonna go to school today,

 She?s gonna make them stay at home,

 And daddy doesn't understand it,

 He always said she was good as gold,

And he can see

No reasons

'Cause there are

No reasons

 What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like, (Tell me why) I don't like

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why

 I don't like Mondays.

 I want to shoot the whole day down.

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