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 Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble

 Ancient footprints are everywhere

 You can almost think that you're seein' double

 On a cord, dark night on the Spanish Stairs

 Got to hurry on back to my hotel room

 Where I've got me a date with Botticelli's niece

 She promised that she'd be right there with me

 When I paint my masterpiece

Oh, the hours I've spent inside the Coliseum

Dodging lions and wastin' time

Oh, those mighty kings of the jungle

I could hardly stand to see 'em

Yes, it sure has been a long, hard climb

Train wheels runnin' through the back of my memory

When I ran on the hilltop following a pack of wild geese

Someday, everything is gonna be smooth like a rhapsody

When I paint my masterpiece

Bridge

 Sailin'round the world in a dirty gondola

 Oh to be back in the land of Coca Cola!

I left Rome and landed in Brussels

On a plane ride so bumpy that I almost cried

Clergymen in uniform and young girls pullin' muscles

Everyone was there to greet me when I stepped inside

Newspapermen eating candy had to be held down by big police Someday,

everything is gonna be different

 When I paint my masterpiece