Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Too much of nothing

 Can make a man ill at ease

One man's temper might rise

 While another man's temper might freeze

 In the day of confession

 We cannot mock a soul

 Oh when there's too much of nothing

No one has control

Chorus

 Say hello to Valerie

 Say hello to Vivian

 Give her all my salary

 On the waters of oblivion