Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

harmonica:

 Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,

 I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,

I went to the doctor the very next day

 To see what kinda words he could say.

 He said it was a bad dream.

I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,

 Them old dreams 're only in your head.

harmonica:

I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."

He said, "Nurse, get your pad, the boy's insane,"

He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"

 As I landed on the psychiatric couch,

 He said, "Tell me about it."

harmonica:

Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,

 It was all over by quarter past.

 I was down in the sewer with some little lover

 When I peeked out from a manhole cover

 Wondering who turned the lights on us.

harmonica:

Well, I got up and I walked around

Up and down the lonesome town.

I stood a-wondering which way to go,

 I lit a cigarette on a parking meter

 And walked on down the road.

 It was a normal day.

harmonica:

Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell

 And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,

"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."

 A shotgun fired and away I ran.

 I don't blame 'im too much though,

He didn't know me.

harmonica:

Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand

 I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,

 I guess there's just us two."

He screamed a bit and away he flew.

 Thought I was a Communist.

harmonica:

Well, I spied me a girl and before she could leave,

 I said "Let's go and play Adam and Eve."

 I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'

 She said, "Hey man, you crazy or somethin',

You seen what happened last time they started."

harmonica:

Well, I seen your Cadillac window uptown

And there was nobody aroun',

I got into the driver's seat

 And I drove down 42nd Street

 In my Cadillac.

 Good car to drive after a war.

harmonica:

Well, I remember seein' some ad,

 So I turned on my Conelrad.

 But I didn't pay the Con Ed bill,

 So the radio didn't work so well.

 Turned on my record player

 It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',

"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,

Our Loves A-Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."

harmonica:

 I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,

 I needed somebody to talk to.

 So I called up the operator of time

Just to hear a voice of some kind.

"When you hear the beep

 It will be three o'clock,"

She said that for over an hour

And I hung up.

harmonica:

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,

 Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,

But mine was a little different you see.

 I dreamt the only person left after the war was me.

I didn't see you around."

harmonica:

 Well, now time passed and now it seems

Everybody's having them dreams.

Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.

Half of the people can be part right all of the time,

Some of the people can be all right part of the time.

But all of the people can't be all right all of the time.

 I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"

I said that.

harmonica:

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