Words Words Words Acoustic Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm a fCeminine eminem, a slEim shady Amlady But Fnice cause I texted haiti

90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.

Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"

Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.

I'm a gay sea otter.

I blow other dudes out of the water.

I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,

Cold and fly like an arctic puffin,

Puffin whacky tobaccy

Hatin other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki

And I've been rockin this mic before electricity

Way back in 1000 BCE - that's before the common era.

(Woah) I can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up

Chick's got a dixie cup, I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up.

A boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person.

I give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person.

Just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts

 IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocrite. A HFungry hungry hippocrite.

 IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocritFe.

 MCet a girl nameEd Macy had seAmx with her all dFay,

But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doin the YMCA

We ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon,

Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking,

Atticus Finch, killing, mocking.

Cry like a child would, you raped my childhood

Just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon.

To relax my mind I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and

Rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen.

I'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider,

Fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her)

I thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis

I spit gold bars cause I was molested by my uncle midas

 GCay dads Eblow popsAm, another suckFer,

  C E Am (F*)

Oedipus was the first motherfucker.

Chorus

 IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocrite. A HFungry hungry..(quick pause)

 IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocritFe.

 (C*) E Am F

We the people of the USA

Jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.

 WCe got Ea bordeAmr in orFder to keep you out,

It's what my NYU essay's about

 (C*) E Am F

Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,

Molested by my uncle sam, is that incest?

 "CI WANTE YOU" tAmo smellF my finger

Does my nephew's scent still linger?

 (C*) E Am F

South of queers, north of hell,

The queer ones suck and the brown one's smell

 WCe guarEd the bAmorder aFnd we guard it well

But some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell

 (C*) E Am (F*)

Did I say liberty? I meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go

  C (E*) Am F (F*)

Cause in real life goliath wins And then sells all the silk that the widow spins.

Chorus

 IC hate catchy cEhoruses and I'm a hAmypocrite. A HFungry hungry hippocrat

  C (E*) Am (*F)

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.

 BCitches and hoes, bo's hEoes, oh, bitches and hAmoes, bFitches, hoes.

 BCitches and hoes don't eExist because the hoes Amknow bFo's a feminist,

 BCitches and hoes don't eExist because the hoes Amknow bFo's a feminist

  (C*) E Am F

So take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em

  C E Am (F*)

Take off your bras and burn em, burn em or you can let bo burnham burn em

  (C*) E Am F

Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let me burn em!

  C (E*) Am F )

Take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em!

End on :030000. (note: only hit the 3) Happy Acoustic Rapping!! -Sid.