Welcome To Youtube Chords

Capo 5th fret

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Intro

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DI used to wGalk through life,Bm A now I frDolic.G Bm A

DYoutube has been like a faGther to me,

 Except YoutBmube's nAot an alcholiDc. G Bm A

DBefore Youtube I was just a sGkinny white kid,

 that thought he was fuBmnnier, & coAoler

 than he actually was.D G Bm A

 and nDow not much has chaGnged,

 butBm I have a Ashitload of moneyD. G Bm A

 Because YoBmutube is a place for pGeople to share their ideAas.

BmIf by people you mean

 1G3-year-old girls,

 and by idAeas you mean

 how they love the AJonas Brothers.

 IBm'm just kidding

 But lGet's be honest,

 that's a hefty majoritAy.

 And if yoBmu don't believe Gme

 YoDu must be a noAob

Chorus

ASo, Welcome to YoutubeD!

 You don't knGow what you're missing,

 and juBmst by searching,

 "WomAen Kissing".

 -It's YouDtube!

 This couGntry's been needing a

 geBmneration of kids who

 don't waAste their time reading.

 AGm I the only one who thinks that

 Lisa Nova's hAot?

 And Chris Crocker's notD...G Bm A

 he's hotteDr. G Bm A

DMost of the best YGoutubers

 are either Bmasian or their gAay.

 So if theDre's an untapped

 youtube cGelebrity,

 and hisBm name is George TakAei

 and yourD favorite coat

 has a doGo-doo stain.

 I prBmay to god that it's

Achocolate rain

 And DI find videos of

 bGabies laughing a bBmit intArusive.D G Bm A

DBecause Barack Obama wGon the election because of AYoutube

 Wait, diDd I say yGoutube?

 I meant the Ablack vote

 And I think YDoutube and FGred are

 "SAo Cool!"

 And WDhat The Buck!

 will be Gback iBmn a jiffy lAube

ASo, Welcome to YoutubDe! G

 YAeah...

ASo, Welcome to YoutDube!

GHey... A

AWelcome to YoutubDe!

DI said, lisGten and linger,

 CBmharlie the Unicorn bAit my finger!

 It's youtubeD!

 The imGpact is evident.

 Miss TBmeen South Carolina just rAan for Vice President!

 UploaDd a video,

GYou have nothing to losAe!

 except all your friendsD...G Bm

 & the appAroval of your parentDs..G Bm A

 "DHi, my Mary, and IG'm 19 years-old

 I got drBmunk at a party, and I think somAeone

was video-taping it, but I don't want

 aDnyone to see it, cuz

 IG showed half of my bAoob!"

Sorry Mary!--

AWelcome to YoutubeD! G Bm A

 Say Hello to YoutubeD! G Bm A

Yeah...

 Say goodbye to your CollegeD Scholarship. Bm A

 And iBmt will keep on going and it'll never stoAp!

 Until it's privatizeDd.