Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

She was the p erfect woman

in every single w ay

she made the s un shine brighter

and all my cares go aw ay

She was the p erfect woman

she was a gourmet ch ef

they say that l ove is blind

well, it's allso death

Cuz Helen Keller was the p erfect woman

and noone underst ands

just how t alented

she was with her h ands

God made her the p erfect woman

I was the finishing t ouch

she was the p erfect woman

she didnt talk so m uch

she wanted to n ame the kids

so I finally l et her

it turned out h orrible

she could have done b etter

but i guess it was allright

we had a boy and a g irl

just me and H elen

Arhar and Earl

Cuz Helen Keller was a m iricorker(??)

I was a oneman sh ow

I could walk around the house naked

she wouldn't even kn ow

Helen Keller was my p erfect woman

i was her only n eed

she didn't mind the s its on my ass

it gave her more to r ead

Gave her more to read |

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it gave her more to read |

|I give up here... somehing like

it gave her more to read |G C Em D

it gave her more to read |Listen th e original

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more to read |

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more to read |

red moise and ivy

she read acney

she read her bees

she read it all

she read goosebumbs

she read blisters

even read a basketball

Helen Keller was my p erfect woman

but i dont think she c ared

I played this s ong for her

she just sad there and st ared

she was still my p erfect woman

i was sort of a m ess

i asked her to m ary me

she said "yeaoh eh!"

Im going to hell

My apologies for bad spelling/wrong lyrics..

I will upload a new version if/when i figure the last middle part out.

Enjoy!