Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

slower):

E A C♯m B

Verse 1

up to tempo):

EI've never Awritten a book in my C♯mlife B

E'Cause your tiny Abrains would never get it.

C♯mMe compared to Shakespeare's like BShakespeare compared to Shakespeare's Awife.

 I gave you Beverything, but

EI gave you simple C♯mminds so you made simple things.

AI gave you healthy Bbirds, you made chicken wings.

EI gave you nipplesC♯m, you made nipple rings.

EYou're not Agoing to heaven.

C♯mWhy would you ever think I'd Bever hang out with you?

EYou're all Adicks, I don't need you.

C♯mI know a million Baliens cooler than Ayou.B

So, fuck you.

Refrain

Here, the first two chords get four beats, but the G#m gets eight.

EOh my, I said, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.

EOh my, C♯moh my, GodG♯m.

 I'm Enot gonna fix you.C♯m

 I'm G♯mnot gonna fix you.

 I said Eoh my, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.

Verse 2

EPeople give me Amoney, but I don't know C♯mwhy. B

E'Cause my real Acollection plate is an C♯mempty cup Bheld by a homeless Aguy.

 I made Bevery girl Edifferent, and they're all C♯mperfect just the way they Aare.

 People Btell them different, and Epeople are smartC♯m.

 I just made the Estars.

 You think you know Abeauty and love.

C♯mTrust me, you don't; I'm the Bone who created them.

EYou're overpopuAlated, so I slaved for C♯mdays making gays and you Bended up hating them.

AFuckB youuuu!

[Repeat refrain]

Bridge

Same chords as the refrain, just in a different rhythm.

E C♯m G♯m x4

EI created many C♯mbeings, but you're the D♯strangest that I've ever G♯mmet.

EYou think that you're my C♯mchildren, but you're D♯more like an annoying G♯mpet.

 The EMessiah made the C♯mpeople wonder D♯heavenly whether he's G♯mme,

 But I'm not Einto saving C♯mpeople who might D♯nail me to a fucking G♯mtree.

 You're all Eangry, crying, C♯msad, and lost.

 You D♯worship power and G♯mwealth.

 The Emore that I watch youC♯m, the less I beD♯lieve in myself.

Refrain

This refrain ends a bit differently for the launch into the key change.

EOh my, I said, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.

EOh my, C♯moh my, GodG♯m.

 I'm Enot gonna fix you.C♯m

 I'm G♯mnot gonna fix you.

 I said Eoh my, C♯moh my, AGodB.

Verse 3

F♯You're looking for Banswers that won't be D♯mfoundC♯, no.

F♯How many Banswers can a raindrop D♯mfind C♯before it hits the ground?

F♯You think I Bkill you people.

D♯mYou ask me 'C♯Why?' when a child F♯dies.

 Why would I Bkill someone when a D♯mhundred years C♯passes when I blink my F♯eyes?

B D♯m C♯ F♯

This is actually my first UG submission, so I'd appreciate any feedback you can give me. Thanks!