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Intro

People think im tall, you probably do too,

 Cause i got a big hat size and a 16 shoe.

 As tall as a tree, but as wide as a twig,

 To top it all off, my weener is a...tiny

It doesnt make any sense, its only 2 1/2

 Whenever i'm naked even asians laugh (sry)

It'll be like nothing youve ever felt

 Im the only guy who needs a condom belt...(what?)

Please dont be mean, please dont be a jerk

 Ive tried all those pills trust me they dont work.

If girth was a virtue, I'd end up in hell,

 Right now I'm erect, and you can't even tell.

I hate myself, Why isnt it long?

 Did my circumcision go horribly wrong?

When my girlfriend saw it she started to sob,

 "I can only give you a finger-job"

I wanna be the stud, now i'm the stooge.

 It wouldn't be wierd, if my balls weren't so huge.

I guess it would be great if i was hung like a horse,

 But i gotta let nature take its course...

 just kidding im huge.