Standard (EADGBE)
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much
Strum D a few times here.
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
(10th muffled)
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.
(Now for this verse go back to picking like the first verse)
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
(Start strumming Em chord here) D (strum once)
last week we went on a whale watch
(10th muffled)
The boat drove to your house.
Strum the D chord a few times then go to chorus.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
(pick the high e string while keeping the D chord)
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."
Alrighty, now heres a note, I'm not sure if these chords are right, but they sound kinda
what he playes so I'll put 'em on.
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!"
pass the caaaaaaake
Pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
Pass the caaaaaaaake
Anyways, thats it, hope its satisfactory, comment or send me an e-mail. peaceee