Standard (EADGBE)

you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find

someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind

am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch

you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much

Strum D a few times here.

350 pounds of love

you mustve fell from up above

and killed the townspeople below

(10th muffled)

you had a crush and you let it show

when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew

with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.

(Now for this verse go back to picking like the first verse)

we look just like the number 10

when you stand next to me

is it your stare that pulls me in?

or just gravity

you mix mayonnaise with your scotch

youre the perfect spouse

(Start strumming Em chord here) D (strum once)

last week we went on a whale watch

(10th muffled)

The boat drove to your house.

Strum the D chord a few times then go to chorus.

350 pounds of pain

when you exhale al gore goes insane

whenever we make out

i taste jam and sauerkraut

we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship

then a boat docked on your pants

(pick the high e string while keeping the D chord)

and said "i claim this island in the name of france."

Alrighty, now heres a note, I'm not sure if these chords are right, but they sound kinda

what he playes so I'll put 'em on.

then you did what i feared you dissapeared

saying this was something new

lyposuction, breast reduction

 and what came home wasnt you

no no no no it wasnt you it was

120 pounds of hate,

and you said, "i look great."

and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat

i just paused and said to her

i loved you just the way you were

then she smiled and for my sake

said, "pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaake!"

pass the caaaaaaake

 Pass the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

 Pass the caaaaaaaake

Anyways, thats it, hope its satisfactory, comment or send me an e-mail. peaceee