Capo 5th fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
men and women
men are like vows, cause they are easily broken
women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas
men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up
women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
puzzles still dont
a man is an eagle a women is a dove
women can fake orgasms but men can fake love
women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on
men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms
women are like yatzees, cause i rarely get them
and men are like nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust
male stippers always look like there applying lotion
for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents that doesnt make since
thats not fair the mans only left with thirty
Men and Women, its black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite
male stippers always look like there applying lotion
and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen
Outro