Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 men and women

men are like vows, cause they are easily broken

women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas

men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up

women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote

puzzles still dont

a man is an eagle a women is a dove

women can fake orgasms but men can fake love

women are like fingers and toes, cause there easy to count on

men are like ravens and crows, cause they hate using condoms

women are like yatzees, cause i rarely get them

and men are like nazis, cause they both caused the holocaust

male stippers always look like there applying lotion

for every dollar that a man makes a woman makes seventy cents that doesnt make since

 thats not fair the mans only left with thirty

 Men and Women, its black and white with an area of grey for hermaphrodite

male stippers always look like there applying lotion

 and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen

Outro