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Here he is our little Bundle of joy

We did it honey it's a baby boy

We'll love him and raise him, till he finally leaves us

What should we name him?

How about Adolf

Little Adolf.

He's growing up, like little boys do

He's grown a mustache and he's only two

He's a pyrotechnic and he loves to play with knives

And our little buddy gives the weirdest high fives

Little Adolf

Little Adolf

Little Adolf

Little Adolf

He's a dictator tot

 Dictator tot

He gets a little bit angry, but he's smart as hell

And who taught him how to speak German so well?

He doesn't like milk soda hurts his head

I tried to give him juice, this is what he said:

"I hate juice, OK?"

"Ok, Hitler please drink your juice, I'm tired, I want to go to bed."

"Just, you know what? Get the juice out of here, out of this house, out of this country now."

"Hitler get the j... what do you want me to do with?" "Put the juice in camps and seperate them."

"Seperate juice? Hitler what you want me to do?, Seperate them by flavor?, By like concentration?"

"Concentration ehh?"

Little Adolf

He's a dictator tot.