Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays

 But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...

 I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,

 A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,

 And girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,

 And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.

 I spit fire like I just blew a demon

 My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin

Girl I'm gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies

 You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.

If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.

 You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet (meat) ya

Chorus

 I'm bo yo

 And I'm the greatest rappa eva

 And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

 I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Oooohhhhhh...yeah

Hey, What the fuck's a g spot?

Verse 2

//This is a rhythm part normally without guitar, but if you want to play

along...here are the chords

Go to a

Vagina orchard, count 1, 2, 3

 Spin that plant around you got a third world country

That's right, consider yourself warned

 I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn

 Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?

 Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram

Look at that CRACK Excuse me can I buy a gram?

Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out

Second base, I'm getting faked out.

Third base, I'm getting take out

 And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out

 But I just don't know I said I just don't care

 My flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear

Cause you can smell and spell my stink

B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus

 I'm bo yo

 And I'm the greatest rappa eva

 And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

 I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Oooohhhhhh...yeah

Provided that you point me in the general Direction

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,

 I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

 I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.

 Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.

 My girl is epyletic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with

Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

 Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects

 I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect

 That says you can't have sex with members of different sects

 but you can't have sex with members of the same sex

 So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same

 then the only sex left is some left hand shame

And girl I left you cause u left the game

 and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus

 I'm bo yo

 And I'm the greatest rappa eva

 And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

 I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now

Oooohhhhhh...yeah

Ooohhh...but im inidaquite

 have i got that point across yet

 How original

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics

 I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics

This isn't about ironic pigment

 If you're imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

 My junks so long that it hangs and

 so at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings

Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings

 if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin

 Cuase I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and

 If I'm in the closet then you are below me

 Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Chorus

 I'm bo yo

 And I'm the greatest rappa eva

 And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater I'm hot

 I'm a real G shawty that can really find your what now

(bo skatting the outro)