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High School party, senior year

Boys and girls are all sippin’ on beer

I like soda, where’s the soda

Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda

I see you from across the crowd

 I said the party is bumpin’ and the music is loud

You’re really drunk and you’re looking sad

It’s like a date rape ad

Girl, then we start to dance and

Girl, baby this is romance

Girl, I’m starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pants

Girl, you’re bodies like what

conjunction junction, that’s a fine ass but

I’m like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin’ ‘til you get to the nut

And I said

 Let’s rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the block

 Either way girl, we’re taking a walk(wok)

nothing?

You’re going to love me the way my uncle did

Except you’re not gonna to go to court for doin’ it

Be a guillotine or my girl instead

 Either way, you’re giving me head

I’m gonna love you the right way

Shorty with a body looking hotty when I say

Girl

 When I say girl

We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter

Why’s it called dry humping if I always need a towel after

You spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healed

Even though you’re yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealed

We’re both aware of my erection

You ask if I have protection

I say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby

walked in I had to hide

them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit

Girl

Girl

Insert a euphemism

A sexy mental prism

Increase my pelvic rhythm

For you with my syllogism

I know your body and I know how to please ya

Don’t thank me, thank wikipedia

Guys don’t go down, well I am

What the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagram

Ooh did you feel that, that was an educated guess

Ooh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my bad

High school party, senior year

None of that happened cause I wasn’t invited…hm