Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Grab a seat have something to eat
Help yourself its alright
If you want a beer they're over here
But we only got Coor's light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
the stuff is out of sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head
It's good to see you dressed in white
Cause its a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Heres my wife/sister
She brightens up my day
She went away and i missed her
Cause my moms a lousy lay
Don't hang with foreign fellows
It'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
By the burning cross
At the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
Dans on lookout
At the Klan Kookout
And if you're black
Don't wanna see your face
They're like high school track
Just a stupid race
We got a plan
Kill all the Jews
Are you a Mexican
Cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)
Its a Klan Kookout
Klan KooKout
Mein Kampf? man, check that book out
at the Klan Kookout
All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list
I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!
We hate Hispanics
Hence the 20 foot walls
And all you goddamn dirty catholics
Can cath-o-lick my balls
Ethnics give off weird aromas
But what I can't understand
Is why we need high school diplomas
With the bible in hand!
At the Klan KooKout
Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
...I have Jewish friends