Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Grab a seat have something to eat

 Help yourself its alright

 If you want a beer they're over here

 But we only got Coor's light

 Try a chip with my homemade dip

 the stuff is out of sight

Right before bed we'll shave your head

 It's good to see you dressed in white

 Cause its a Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Klan KooKout

Heres my wife/sister

  She brightens up my day

She went away and i missed her

Cause my moms a lousy lay

Don't hang with foreign fellows

It'll only be your loss

Stay here and roast marshmallows,

By the burning cross

 At the Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

Dans on lookout

 At the Klan Kookout

And if you're black

Don't wanna see your face

They're like high school track

  Just a stupid race

We got a plan

Kill all the Jews

Are you a Mexican

Cause you seem confused?

senor...que? que? que? (kkk)

 Its a Klan Kookout

Klan KooKout

 Mein Kampf? man, check that book out

 at the Klan Kookout

All men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed

Heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's list

I cook i clean, cause im the hooded host

And on Halloween, i dress as a...slave owner!

We hate Hispanics

Hence the 20 foot walls

  And all you goddamn dirty catholics

Can cath-o-lick my balls

Ethnics give off weird aromas

But what I can't understand

  Is why we need high school diplomas

With the bible in hand!

 At the Klan KooKout

Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

Klan Kookout

...I have Jewish friends