314 Apple Pi Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am G F E

 Yo I Amdon't got bros, dont Ghang on the streets

 I dont Fbeat my hoes, I only Ebeat my meat.

AmDon't womanize 'cause you Gknow it's true

 That when you Flook in their eyes you see they're Epeople too

 Mother effin AmsuffrageG F E

 Mother effin AmsuffrageG! F E

 You Amknow I'm a gangsta, you Gknow I do coke,

 But I Fhad to go to diet, 'cause it Eburnt my throat.

AmI've been doin drive-bys Gall of my life,

 'Cept the Fbullets are newspapers, the Ecar is my BIKE!

AmYeah! G F E

 The car is my Ambike! G F E

 Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi,

 I'll Fwhip it out, clean it off, and Estick it in her eye. Am

 And by "it" I mean Gcontact lens... F E

 Unless it got Amdirty G F E

 Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi,

 I got Frhymes and flows that make EHitler cry.

AmGeorge Bush won't, he'll just Gyell and rant

 But he's a FPresiDONT who EAmeriCANT

AmOh my GGod, that is Fgood, the kid is Egood

 I Amknow, I know him, Gyup, I Fswear to God! E

 I spit Amgangsta hymns, 'cause I'm a Ggangsta straight,

 I think of F20 inch rims when I Emasturbate.

 We're Amgonna be late, there's no Gtime to waste,

 'Cause the Fgirls that I date have a parEticular taste... Am

 The taste of my Gweiner F E

 The taste of my Amweiner! G F E

 Yo yo yo Am3.14 Gapple pi,

 Why Fwas I born white? No one Equite knows why.

AmGansgsta sell their rocks, GI got a collection

FYou couldn't get a rise out of a Eyeast infection.

 Yo yo I'm a Amlyrical heretic but I'll Gmake you laugh,

FHit you with rhetoric, that'll Ecut you in half.

 I don't Amneed to be a clown, I don't Gneed to be nice,

 How 'Fbout you sit down, and I Eserve you slice...

 Of my Am3.14 Gapple pi my Fvoice is so smokey it'll Emake you high

AmHere's a confession: it's Gall about me,

FHere's my impression of a Ebroken jet ski.

AmBuh duh da duh duh, Gda da da da da Fduh duh duh da da

EFill me with gas!Am G F E

AmHere come the puns, Ghere come the puns

AmHere come the puns, Ghere come the puns

AmAll you little thugs wanna Gmess me with me?

 Know that FI've been doin' drugs since the Eage of 3.

 I Amtook my cereal, stabbed it Gopen with a knife,

FSnorted that shit and I got Ehigh on LIFE.

 Yo yo a guy Amasked me for change, saying my Gmind was too dense,

 I said you Fwon't make cents if you Edon't make sense.

Yeah, big finale!

AmYou know I flow and show it, you know that GBo know it,

 You're lawn I'll Fmow it and grow it cause he's a sEho' poet.

 Yo my rims be Amspinning I winning, like Adam GI be sinning.

 Potato Fskinnnin' and knittin' and sepaErate those linens.

AmAnd in my eyes you see Gflies, and though you people tries

FJust to disguise all your Elies, but baby I be wise.

AmYou know I did it and Gshit it you brothers couldn't hit it,

FThen you try to ride it, too Elate - I already Amspit it. G F E

 I already Amspit Git! F E