Standard (EADGBE)

And into the sea goes pretty England and me

Around the Bay of Biscay and back for tea

Hitting traffic on the dogger bank

Up the Thames to find a taxi rank

Sail on by with the tide and fall asleep

(and the radio says...)

This is a low...but it won't hurt you

When you're alone...it will be there when you

Finding ways to stay solo

On the tyne, forth and cromarty

There's a low in the high 40's

 (and) Saturday's locked away on the pier

 Not fast enough dear

On the malin head, blackneel looks blue and red

 And the queen, she's gone `round the bend

 Jumped off Land's End

(repeat chorus, then middle, then repeat chorus 2x)