Standard (EADGBE)
The suburbs they are dreaming
They are a twinkle in her eye
She's been feeling frisky
Since her husband said goodbye
She wears a low cut t-shirt runs a little B&B
She's most accomodating when she's in her lingerie
Wife swapping is the future
You know that it would suit you
Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be something more to life
All you life you are dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know
You should be going on another bender
The suburbs they are sleeping
But she's dressing up tonight
She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight
They are on the lovers sofa they are on the patio
And when the fun is over watch themselves on video
The neighbours may be staring
But they are just past caring