Standard (EADGBE)

The suburbs they are dreaming

They are a twinkle in her eye

She's been feeling frisky

 Since her husband said goodbye

She wears a low cut t-shirt runs a little B&B

 She's most accomodating when she's in her lingerie

Wife swapping is the future

You know that it would suit you

Yes, they're stereotypes

There must be something more to life

All you life you are dreaming

 And then you stop dreaming

 From time to time you know

 You should be going on another bender

The suburbs they are sleeping

But she's dressing up tonight

She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight

 They are on the lovers sofa they are on the patio

 And when the fun is over watch themselves on video

The neighbours may be staring

But they are just past caring