Standard (EADGBE)

Ernold Same awoke from the same dream

 In the same bed at the same time

 Looked in the same mirror

 Made the same frown

 And felt the same way as he did every day,

 Then Ernold Same caught the same train

 At the same station, sat in the same seat

 With the same nasty stain

 Next to same old what's his name

On his way the same place to do the same thing

Again and again...poor old Ernold Same.

Oh Ernold Same,

 His world stays the same,

Today will always be tomorrow,

Poor old Ernold Same,

He's getting that feeling once again,

Nothing will change tomorrow.