Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 She says there's ants in the carpet

with

Dirty little monsters

Eating all the morsels

Picking up the rubbish

Give her effervescence

  with

She needs a little sparkle

Good morning t.v.

 You're looking so healthy

We all say don't want to be alone

We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same

And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night

End of a century, oh it's nothing special

Sex on the t.v.

Everybody's at it

And the mind gets dirty

As you get closer to thirty

He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle

Good night t.v., you're all made up

And you're looking like (me)

(repeat chorus)

Can you eat her, yes you can

(repeat chorus 2x)

(This is all correct, it's straight from the band's notes!!!)