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Grandma has new dentures

 To eat the crust of pizza

 Been taken out by her daughter

Because she thought she ought'a

 The kids are eating snickers

Because they're so delicious

Then there's sticky fingers

And mother loses her knickers

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 Bank holiday comes six times a year

 Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers

 Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer

 ......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

Bar-b-que is cooking

Sausages and chicken

 The patio is buzzing

 The neighbours they are looking

John is down the fun pub

Drinking lots of lager

Girls and boys are on the game

And all the high streets look the same

(chorus)

instrumental same as verse and chorus

(chorus) x2