Standard (EADGBE)

(9-11-11xxx) or (x466xx)

(799xxx) or (x244xx)

Intro

x2

Verse 1

 Dear Chasey Lian, I wrote to explain

 I'm your biggest fan

 I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass

 Write back ass soon as you can

Chorus

 You've had a lot of dick

 (Had a lot of dick)

 I've had a lot of time

 (Had a lot of time)

 You've had a lot of dick Chasey

(start playing the riff below)

But you ain't had mine

Verse 2

play like verse 1

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain

You never wrote me back

How could I ever eat, your ass when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that

Chorus

play like before

You've had a lot of dick

(Had a lot of dick)

I've had a lot of time

(Had a lot of time)

You've had a lot of dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Verse 3

play like before

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan, I must demand

You let me eat your ass

Chorus

you know it

You've had a lot of dick

(Had a lot of dick)

I've had a lot of time

(Had a lot of time)

You've had a lot of dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

 P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey

 Chasey this is my mom and dad

 Now show em them titties

 Now show em them titties

 P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey

 Chasey this is my mom and dad

 Now show em them titties

 Now show em them titties

(play the intro)

Would you fuck me for blow?

That's it. Great song, really fun to play. Email me if you need to. Later.