Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

[am] [em] (repeat 1x)

[am] [em]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

[am] [em]

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

[am] [em]

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

[am] [em]

Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

Bridge

If i get you in the loop when

I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo

[em]

in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain

[am] [em]

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

[am] [em]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[am] [em]

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

[am] [em]

Power drill the yippee bog

With the dude piston

[am] [em]

Pressure wash the quiver bone

In the bitch wrinkle

[am] [em]

Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la

With the pork steeple

Bridge

If i get you in the loop when

I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo

[em]

in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain

[am] [em]

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo

[am] [em]

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what

[am]

in the you know where

[em]

Put the you know what

in the you know where

Put the you know what

[am]

in the you know where

[em]

Put the you know what

in the you know where

Pronto