Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
[am] [em] (repeat 1x)
[am] [em]
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
[am] [em]
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
[am] [em]
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
[am] [em]
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
Bridge
If i get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
[em]
in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Refrain
[am] [em]
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
[am] [em]
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
[am] [em]
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
[am] [em]
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
[am] [em]
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
[am] [em]
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
Bridge
If i get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo
[em]
in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Refrain
[am] [em]
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
[am] [em]
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what
[am]
in the you know where
[em]
Put the you know what
in the you know where
Put the you know what
[am]
in the you know where
[em]
Put the you know what
in the you know where
Pronto