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Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

 Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about

 So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

 Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

 You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

 I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns

 Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined

 To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

 So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

 So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

 Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

 Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas

 But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory

 So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship

 Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip

 So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle

 And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

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