Standard (EADGBE)

Even though Jeff was worried

They weren't in a hurry

They planned a lovely honeymoon

Sue had a brand new Chevy

Conservative, in good taste

Only 30 payments due

They had outstanding tickets

They had no car insurance

But they had lots of things to do

They were getting organised

They had their plans all finalised

The date was set for Saturday

Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married

 They're going for a blood test

What if I don't pass my blood test?

What about our marriage licence?

What if I can't be deprogrammed?

Don't act like it's your last chance

We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.

It's not like Gordon Avenue

Susie and Jeffrey, they're gonna get married

 They're going for a blood test

Jeffrey said "Let's wait"

Sue took her foot off of the brake

 He drove into a wall

Don't get excited, now don't shout!

I'll scratch your eyes out

Now we can't have our honeymoon!"

Don't touch she's my fiance!

Say, but I like the way you play

An autograph from Orson Welles

I'm a fan, here's my record

It's one we can't get programmed

We want to give to all of you

They had a little argument

Sue took her foot off of the brake

He drove the car into a wall

They had a little argument

Sue took her foot off of the brake

He drove the car into a wall

They had a disagreement

Sue took her foot off of the brake

He drove the car into a wall