Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

You say it's too tough, to get it up

 So you decide to take the, take the superdrug

 Your heart beats faster and your nose gets all clogged up

 When you decide to take the, take the superdrug.

Verse 2

 If you experience any of the following symptoms,

 Please stop cos your heart can't keep up with your cock,

 For the first time in years that you feel like a man,

 You're doing things that you never thought your penis can,

 It's the Vitamin V thats good for me,

 I'm havin' sex now twice before my tea,

 It's like baby get your ass up the stairs,

 Cos the way I'm feeling, there's no going back.

Bridge

 And I've got this great idea,

 Tear it up I tear it down

Chorus

Oh,if there is a God, he's in my pants,

 Sometimes it gets scared

 Though I ain't ever coming back, no-ooo

Verse 1 again

Hey! (x2)

Chorus

Never, never, never!

 100 milligram man, puts his foot to the floor,

 And leaves the girls beggin' for more

100 milligram man, puts his foot to the floor,

 And leaves the girls beggin' for more and more and more and more

Outro

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la,

La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la

To all you men out there who've got disfunctional problems,

You gotta head to your nearest pharmacuitical agency,

And get yourself on this brand new craze on the market

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Vitamin V, Vitamin V, Vitamin V is good for me,

Vitamin V, Vitamin V, Vitamin V is good for me,(x2)

By Donal Brady

Up Ros!!!