Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

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Verse 1

 I took her out it

 was a Friday night

I wore cologne to

 get the feeling right

 We started making out and

 she took off my pants

 But then I turned on the TV

Chorus 1

 And that's about the

 time she walked away from

me Nobody likes you

 when you're twenty-three

And are still more

 amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

 My friends say I

 should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

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Verse 2

 Then later on

on the drive home

I called her mom

from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in

 jail This state looks

down on sodomy

Chorus 2

 And that's about the time

 that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when

 you're twenty-three

And are still more amused

 by prank phone calls

What the hell is caller ID?

 My friends say I should act

 my age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Interlude

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Chorus 3

 And that's about the time

 she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when

 you're twenty-three

And you still act like

 you're in Freshman

year What the hell

 is wrong with me?

 My friends say I

 should act my age

What's my age again?

Chorus 4

 And that's about the

 time she broke up with

me No one should take

 themselves so seriously

With many years

 ahead to fall in

line Why would you

 wish that on me?

 I never want to act my

 age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Outro

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