Standard (EADGBE)

 Key:

Chords used:

Intro

A--D--, A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--

A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D-

Verse 1

He pauses shaving and he tells

 himself that he is the bomb

She has her curlers set her

credit cards are paying the funds

He's not that old I've been

told a strong sexual goal

She goes out every day

She goes every way

Refrain

 oh yeah They don't

even care at all

Bass solo

A--Bm-D-C#m x2

Chorus

She's open

 waiting for more

 And I know he's

 only looking to score

 And it is way

too unhealthy

Often they've typically

 Been starved for

 attention before

Interlude

A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--

A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--

Verse 2

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't

 seem to notice the smell

He took the seat off his old

bike because the way that it

 felt He wants to bone this I

know she is ready to blow

They go out every night

His pants are super tight

(Repeat Refrain, Bass Solo and Chorus)

Interlude

A--Bm--D-C#m x4

x2

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A--Bm--D-C#m x2, A(hold)