Standard (EADGBE)

 Key:

Chords used:

Intro

G--Em--D--C-D- x2

Verse 1

Outside the carollers

 start to sing

I can't describe the joy

 they bring cause joy

is something they don't

bring me My girlfriend is by my side

from the roof are hanging sicles

 of ice they're whiny voices get

 irritating It's Christmas time again

Verse 2

So I stand with a

 dead smile on my face

wondering how much of my

 time they'll waste oh god i hate satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snapped

cause I grabbed the baseball

bat and made them

 all run for shelter

Chorus

 It's Christmas time again

 It's time to be nice to the

people you can't stand all year

 I'm growing tired of all

 this Christmas cheer

 You people scare me please

 stay away from my home

 If you don't wanna get beat down just

leave the presents and then leave me alone

Interlude

G--Em--D--C-D- x2

Verse 2

 Well I guess it's

not cool to freak

 on Christmas Eve cause

the cops came and

 arrested me they had

 unfair advantage

And even though the jail

 didn't have a tree Christmas

 came a night early cause a

guy name Bubba unrapped

 my package hot damn!!!

(Repeat Chorus)

Bass solo

---- x2

Outro

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

 be home for Christmas