Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Who makes up all the rules

 about those girls I want?

Who tells them all to

 laugh? Who tells them

all to talk about me?

And I'm not sure what my

purpose is for being here

Why do they why do they

Always kick me in

 the groin when I come near

(And I'm not complaining it

just hurts after a bit)

Verse 1

I don't know what I'm feeling

I'm just so sick of seeing

All those dumb lame

 and retarded broads

Who often just sit kick back

As I am not so relaxed

I often wonder

 why they act so odd

Chorus

 Because no worse a time

 When it's just your time to

Think you should make your move

 It doesn't work cause you're

just a jerk with no excuse

Interlude

Verse 2

What about that situation

All night procrastination

Take her to the point when

 you lead her to her door

There is nothing

left there to say

I guess you best

 be on your way

 But before you go you've

 got to do that chore

(Repeat Chorus)

Drum solo

Interlude

Bridge

Please won't you buy

 in I'm always trying

 I keep on trying

There's only so much

pride that I can lose

I hope that when you see me

 You see right through me

 Come on now honestly

I'm so sick of ending

 up without a clue

Outro