Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

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Verse 1

Crossed the street

Naked at night

Bent over to show

 some moonlight

Pulled out some beer

 and I gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is

how I was found

Thrown in a police car

 and the door slammed

No noise just silence

 as I screamed my

dick was jammed

 Now in prison for one

 month no one to

see All I got is

 this guy Ben Dover

Chorus

Don't like hesh don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally cause she's

fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk

 Took a shower cause I stunk

 Smoked a bong killed a cat

 Had my nuts attacked by rats

 Dad got nude I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs

Interlude

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 Slow: --- x2

Verse 2

Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge right

 in my hum didi hum

 The famer took me

to his house

Showed me the closet

 from the inside out

The police came

 and took me away

Saw Ben Dover again

 and he's still gay

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

Fast:

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 Slow: --- x2

(Repeat chorus)

End on Bb(hold)