Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

Tom:

No we ain't gonna take it

unless it's from a doverman

pincher Ladies and gentlemen

Scott:

for your listening pleasure

Blinkgooey gooey goo)

D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 1

Passively one day as the

sun rose out of it's house

So did this little old guy as

 he whistled out of his mouth

 And happily and gay Well

 I guess not exactly that

 Because he found a special girl

That put him in a special trance

Chorus 1

He fell in love so quickly

What the hell was he to expect

 That the girl under his

arm wasn't the same

As any other girl That he

 had thought that he once met

 I guess you could only blame fate

Interlude

D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 2

Things started getting

 weird as they started to

kiss She often felt his

 beard and remembered

 how her father she'd missed

 And then quietly one day

 He sang a song from

 deep within his heart

Causing some ingestion

He finished with a

great big fart and

Chorus 2

She knew at that one moment

That song was something

 she'd heard before

So she asked him

 to do it again

Then out the door they hurried

She was gonna find out for sure

 So she analyzed his rear end

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Bridge

 She said When I was a little

girl my dad left my mom

He used to always fart and

sing this special song

 Now I wasn't quite so sure

 until your pants did fall

 Cause now I know that you're my

 dad because you use ben wah balls

 I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah

Wah wah-wah-wah wah

 ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah

Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls

Interlude

Beat Changes back

Outro