Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke

 We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

 We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few

 He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't

Chorus

 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

 Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

 I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse

 Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between

 'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot

Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

Chorus

 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

 And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

 I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

 Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between

 'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah

Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about

 Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen

 Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine

 The more I drink, the more I drink

 Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink

Outro