Kiss My Country Ass Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

DTearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin',

'Coon dog in the back.

DTruck bed loaded down with beer,

An' a cold one in my lap.

AEarnhart sticker behind my head,

 An' my woman by my side. G

DTail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin'

Country Boy Can Survive.

Well, if you got a problem with that,

 You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.

Verse 2

DWell, I love Turkey calls, overalls,

(Riff 2)

Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.

DTattoos up an' down my arms,

An' deer heads over my bed.

 My AGranddaddy fought in World War Two,

 An' my Daddy went to Vietnam. G

DAn' I ain't scared to grab my gun,

An' fight for my homeland.

If you don't love the American flag,

 You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.

Chorus

 If you're a down hoAme, backwoods redneck, D

 C'mon, stand Aup an' raise your gGlass. D

 But if you ain't dAown with my outlaw crowd, D

 You can kissCadd9 my couAntryG ass. D

Verse 3

DWell, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there,

That's lookin' down on me.

D'Cause the country club where I belong,

 Is the Honky Tonk till Dthree in the mornin'.

AI don't wear no fancy clothes,

 No ties or three-piece suits. G

DYou can find me in my camouflage hat,

My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.

If that don't fit your social class,

 You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 4

 Cause I'm a Dfront-porch sittin',

DGuitar pickin', moDonshine sippin',

DBacca juice spittin' cDountry boy from the woods.

 An' I Dlove fried chicken an'D blue gill fishin',

 An' Doutlaw women, an' I wDouldn't change if I could.

AI ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time. G

DYou just mind your own damn business,

And stay the hell outta mine.

If you got a problem with that,

 You canCadd9 kiss mAy coGuntrDy ass.

Ending

I said if you got a problem with any of that,

 You can Akiss my Gnatural born,

ARedneck to the Gbone,

AEver-lovin' Gcountry Dass.