Standard (EADGBE)

 Like many a male,

 I get angst in my pants.

 And goddamn it to hell,

 it don't help if I dance.

 And you, you're not doing too well.

 All the blogs are about you, girl.

 They caught you in the park after dark

 giving head to a statue, girl.

Oh, ooh!

(Chorus)

Didn't mean to do you no harm,

 I just underestimated my charm.

 And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,

 oh, baby, you're too much sugar

 for my sweet tooth. (Alright Ah!)

Never meant to do you no harm,

 I just underestimated my charm.

 And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,

 oh, baby, you're too much sugar

 for my sweet tooth.

(verse 2)

 You're on your honeymoon

 and you're sending me notes.

 You hope to see me soon.

 You've got "see" wrapped in quotes.

 I used to find it funny to say,

 "What's your man got to do with me?"

 But then I saw him downtown, placing bets on the hounds.

 He was as big as a house! We can't be messin' around!

(chorus)

Didn't mean to do you no harm,

 I just underestimated my charm.

 And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,

 oh, baby, you're too much sugar

 for my sweet tooth. (Alright Ah!)

Never meant to do you no harm,

 I just underestimated my charm.

 And if I ever bother to tell you the truth,

 oh, baby, you're too much sugar

 for my....

(bridge)

( )

(ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, bee bee, bee bee, booooooooooo

ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, bee bee, bee bee, booooooooooo)

Every time we kiss

 it's like an inside joke

I always miss.

 Our love is like a tug-of-war.

 Don't touch me, girl,

I can't hug no more!

Every time we kiss

 it's like an inside joke

I always miss.

 Our love is like a tug-of-war.

 Don't touch me, girl,

I can't hug no more!

(outro)

Oh, oh, oh, oh

 Oh, oh, oh, oh

 Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooh-ooooooooh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh

 Oh, oh, oh, oh

 Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooh-ooooooooh!