Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

on bass) is something like:

TV party tonight! TV party tonight!

 TV party tonight! TV party tonight!

We're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)

We're gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!)

perchorus:

We've got nothing better to do

 Than to watch TV and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight (alright!)

We'll pass out on the couch, alright (tonight!)

Prechorus

Chorus

Don't talk about anything else, we don't wanna know

We're dedicated to our favourite shows

That's Incredible! Hillstreet Blues

Dallas Winsave

TV news shows us what it's like out there (it's a scare!)

You can go out if you want (we wouldn't dare)

Prechorus

Chorus

Saturday Night Live! Monday Night Football

Ginats Game Fridays

I wouldn't without my TV for a day (or even a minute)

I don't even bother to use my brain anymore

(there's nothing left in it)

Prechorus

Hey, wait a minute, my TV set doesn't work! (it's broken)

Hey, this isn't fair; what are we gonna do tonight? (we're hurting)

with prechorus/chorus chords:

We've got nothing left to do

We're with no TV and just a couple of brews

What are we gonna talk about? I don't know!

We're gonna miss our favourite shows

No! That's Incredible! No! Hillstreet Blues

No! Dallas No! Winsave!!

slower:

No T-V party tonight

-Henry

"Success as a result of industry is a peasant ideal." -Wallace

Stevens.