Standard (EADGBE)

I saw a fat fucking bitch eating a snack

 So I went over to her, showed her my crack

 I told her a joke, she started to choke

 Boy, you're stupid in the head, so I showed her my penis instead

I showed her my penis instead

Can I offer you some penis?

(Yeah)

And I promise I have cleaned it

(I cleaned it so well)

Can you show your tits or asshole

Show your big poonani

 You're not number one on my list

 But your ass attracts my fist

Your ass attracts my fist

Your ass attracts my fi-hist

 I said your ass attracts my fist

Can I offer you some penis?

(Yeah)

And I promise I have cleaned it

(I cleaned it so well)

Can you show your tits or asshole

Show your big poonani

 You're not number one on my list

 But your ass attracts my fist

Your ass attracts my fist

Your ass attracts my fi-hist

 Your ass attracts my fist