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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

 But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

 I was talking to this girl from the U.S. nation

 The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

 She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage dripping, pouring with sweat

 I was walking through the crowd and guess who I met

 I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth

 So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

 She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

 I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

 I said, how do you like the show?

She said, I was very amused

I started throwing bass, she started throwing back mid-range

 But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend

 She said, no I dont, I only have a friend

Come on, Im not even goin for it

 This is what Im goin sing

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 And you say hes just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 But you say hes just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 But you say hes just a friend, oh baby

 So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time

 I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime

cause I have friends and thats a fact

 Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack

Forget about that, lets go into the story

 About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talking, gettin' familiar

 Spending a lot of time so we can build a

Relationship or some understanding

 How its gonna be in the future we was planning

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

 I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

 The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin'

 Everytime that I called her it seemed something was brewin'

 I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again

 I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend

Dont gimme that, dont even gimme that

 Just bust this

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 And you say hes just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 But you say hes just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend

 But you say hes just a friend, oh baby

 So I came to her college on a surprise visit

 To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

 The first semester of the school year

 I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

 This guy made me fill out a visitors form

He told me where it was and I was on my way

 To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

 I didnt know I was in for such an event

 So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap! guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,

 I was so in shock my heart went down south

 So please listen to the message that I send

 Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

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